My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
I asked what was her favourite type of magic she said “the one you make”
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
