My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Kid: dad what is it like to be drunk Dad: you see those 2 trees over there, if you were drunk you would see 4 Kid: dad there is only 1 tree
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
My father is like Houdini, when he heard his girlfriend was pregnant he disappeared.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
Are you the voices I've been hearing? because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
A guy walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says: If i can suprise you, i get a free drink. The bartender was unsure but agreed. The guy pulled up a 30cm long pianist out of his pocket and he starts to play The bartender was suprised and gave the guy a free drink The guy then sais: You see, i have a little wizard in my pocket that grants wishes, can i get another free drink if you get a free wish? The bartender agrees without hesitation The bartender wishes for a 1000 bucks, but he gets a 1000 ducks WTF! the man shouts. The guy answered: Did you think i wanted a 30cm long pianist
Me walking in to the office: Principle: tell me what u did? Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
i thought i saw a cool sticker on my office window, then i realized it was getting bigger and bigger
What is the difference between harry houdini and everyone else in my life, harry was the only person not to disappear
