Womens rights

Womens rights jokes

Guy

  • Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?

    Girl: No, how?

    Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.

  • 2
  • Abortion

  • In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

    You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

  • 4
  • Class

  • I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."

    Library

  • I got fired from the library in the first 30 minutes because I "womens rights" in the sci-fi fiction section.

  • 1
  • Marriage

  • Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.

  • 0
  • Library

  • This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.

  • 0
  • Job

  • I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

  • 1