Return of Queen Elizabeth

Queen Elizabeth came back before your dad did.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies that Queen Elizabeth returned from somewhere faster than the listener's dad, probably implying that the listener's dad left for milk and cigarettes a long time ago. Sad!

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