Ahmed jokes
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa
Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
what is the fastest country? iran.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0