Ahmed jokes

Mert has no dad.

Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

what is the fastest country? iran.

NASA found water on Mars.

Mars - 1

Africa - 0

You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.