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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is trying to be edgy by pointing out that Mert doesn't have a dad and then goes into some sexual stuff. It's supposed to be shocking and funny, but it just comes off as trying too hard, which makes it pretty cringe. And you, the person reading this, probably laugh at your own farts. I'm just being honest. It's kinda what I do.

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I mean she said something stupid but I don't remember All I remember was she said she wasn't going to stop calling my name till I answer her so I just it was like little stuff it was like I don't remember but I try not to talk to her

So js next time ignore her nd she will get bored trust me

I know but I'm always used to responding to people when somebody calls my name like 100,000 times

Ok then just say what then ignore her

I'm really not trying to talk to her I really don't like her

Especially cuz she's spreading pictures and rumors about you

i mean shes stop talking to you if you told her to

but if u aint tryna be rude then u do u

No I'm going to not talk to her That's what you want so I'm not going to do it

Then just email her nd tell her you don't wanna talk to her so you don't have to ignore her anymore?

but i wanna be on u not u on me ):

Is there anything I can help you with gorgeous

im js tryna figure out if i wanna eat or not

i kinda wanna be hurt nd railed rn:/

I would I would make that happen I would f****** anything

I mean I can show you instead of telling you

so i can do smthin with the information

I would tail you and choke you and eat you out and titty fuck you and ya

somewhere when i couldnt make noise?

well if you where to rail me

what would u do when i acadently make noise?

i snuck into ur house in the middle of the night

I would duck tape your mouth and keep on going

what if u snuck into mine?

That's a question for you what would you do if I made noise

every noise youd ake would be each time id bite ur dick

Every time you bite my dick it's every minute I keep choking you

one bite means one miniute..?

what if bit ur hand reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hard

And after all that then I could call you my pookie

i js want u to choke mee out for biting ur hand as well )):

but u aint got the balls to kiss me

i want you to pin me to the wall nd make out with me, have our hand on my waist but go up nd end up making ur way to my neck nd don't stop making out with me until u choke me while making out

I can only imagine what that would feel like

but you better fucking do it

I won't I'm going to write it on a piece of paper Just so at the end of the day I'll remember I have a terrible memory

ima be afk for like 10 mins

Got to go I'm hanging with my friends for a little bit sorry love you

ok sorry i was gettin food

Bro Vrah mde a post callin me nd sky nd u but she aint replying to me

im tryna see if her dad is ok w/ me going tmrw

r u gunna needa bring ur coat?

Yeah but I can take it off just so she's happy so I can go

cause my grades/missing asignments

did u tell gus i was mad at him?

Make sure to tell him to not talk to me until I reach out to him.

i think she is mad at me or smthin

its like i kill her mood js by being around..

but shes the sweetest thing ever..

But not everyone does that around you everybody's always pretty nice cuz I've been there a lot

i think she sees things others dont..

Actually I'll stay here for a little bit longer

can i not go to school tmrw

so i can just sleep all day

No because then we can't go to the park together