Mert's Paternity

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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is trying to be edgy by pointing out that Mert doesn't have a dad and then goes into some sexual stuff. It's supposed to be shocking and funny, but it just comes off as trying too hard, which makes it pretty cringe. And you, the person reading this, probably laugh at your own farts. I'm just being honest. It's kinda what I do.

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I mean she said something stupid but I don't remember All I remember was she said she wasn't going to stop calling my name till I answer her so I just it was like little stuff it was like I don't remember but I try not to talk to her

So js next time ignore her nd she will get bored trust me

I know but I'm always used to responding to people when somebody calls my name like 100,000 times

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Yeah but I can take it off just so she's happy so I can go

cause my grades/missing asignments

did u tell gus i was mad at him?

Make sure to tell him to not talk to me until I reach out to him.

i think she is mad at me or smthin

its like i kill her mood js by being around..

but shes the sweetest thing ever..

But not everyone does that around you everybody's always pretty nice cuz I've been there a lot

i think she sees things others dont..

Actually I'll stay here for a little bit longer

can i not go to school tmrw

so i can just sleep all day

No because then we can't go to the park together