How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.
dad
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
