Why did hellen hate when her dad yelled at her.
Oh wait she didn’t know🤣🤣
what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men
what do you call a pig with two legs.....................Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
Your Dad
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
dad why are we here because yur not lovded
what do you call a boy in your mom
your dad
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What kind of fish knows how to do an appendectomy? A Sturgeon
What do you call a pig who knows how to use a knife? A pork chop.
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost.
How do you hire a horse? Easy. Just put up a ladder.
dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly
why can't two chinese make a white baby. because two wong's do not equal a white
What is the difference between the human rights act of tyty
daughter:dad why did mom do best? dad:nothing except pretend to love us and leave daughter:so she only loves my sister? dad:yep
“Well,” he says, “It’s what mommy calls me sometimes.”
The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it! It’s a fucking asshole.”
I say 123 yeah the kids bullied me but they really don't know that my dad has a gun yeah.
why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
