Dad jokes
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”
Memes
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Dad?
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?
'Cause their dad never came back with it.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.