Dad jokes

Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.

Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.

Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."

*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Dad?

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

Dad: Johnny, Johnny?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Getting women?

Johnny: Yes, Papa.

Dad: Telling lies?

Johnny: No, Papa.

Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.