Orphan's Hot Coco

Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?

Because his dad never came back with the milk.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you knucklehead. The joke is dark because it's about an orphan whose dad dipped out to get milk and never came back. So the poor kid has to drink watered-down hot chocolate because he ain't got no dad to bring home the goods. You probably think milk comes from the store, don't you? You city slickers crack me up. You probably still believe in the tooth fairy too, huh?

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