Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
why did the emo kid hate the nun (cuz NUN of them where emo)
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)
i was crying cuz my dad was cutting onions...
onions was a good dog
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,
Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
Why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he doesnt know where home is
my cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and i asked him why and i said cuz you get buttfu@ckd and he said no i get made fun of and i said why cuz you get buttfucked? and he said no terd then i said wow atleast im not the one with real pains in my ass bro
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school