Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
why did the emo kid hate the nun (cuz NUN of them where emo)
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Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)
i was crying cuz my dad was cutting onions...
onions was a good dog
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father
More expresso less depresso Jk lets all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch
What is an orphans favorat movie. Hint not home alone. Its actually bat man cuz they are 50% the same as him
Why don’t asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wong number!!!
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,
Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.
Bf: Do you love me?
Gf: Most of time.
Bf: Well it's either yes or no.
Gf: ...
Bf: Well when is it that you don't love me?
Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you to the river an hour than it takes me a half hour to love you again.
Bf: Why?
Gf: Cuz you always see that OTHER GIRL.
Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!
Gf: Ohh...
I think ppl should date orphans cuz their parents are never home.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Cuz the players are always dribbling everywhere!
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
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Why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he doesnt know where home is
me: do you eat your cereal with water? you: no why? me: cuz your dad never came back with the milk
