Cuz jokes
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"
The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"
Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
Why do orphans like water?
Cuz they drink it ;)
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