Cuz jokes

Nun

Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)

Wheelchair

Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Memes

Building

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Dog

I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...

Onions was a good dog.

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.

Orphan

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Life

More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.

Phone

Why donโ€™t Asians use phones?

Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!

Nike

Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.

Baby

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

Sister

Bf: Do you love me?

Gf: Most of the time.

Bf: Well, it's either yes or no.

Gf:...

Bf: Well, when is it that you don't love me?

Gf: 2:30 to 4:00. Every time when you go to the river an hour, then it takes me a half hour to love you again.

Bf: Why?

Gf: 'Cause you always see that OTHER GIRL.

Bf: MY LOVE! That other girl is my sister!!!

Gf: Ohh...

Orphan

Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

Gay

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

Orphan

I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.

Basketball

Why is basketball such a messy sport?

'Cause the players are always dribbling everywhere!

Cowboy

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Dad

Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!