I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Dating Orphans
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, Prawny. You think you're funny suggesting folks date orphans 'cause their parents ain't around? Well, genius, that's the whole point of being an orphan! They DON'T HAVE PARENTS. So, no parents at home is kinda their default setting, making it easier for dates and stuff. Duh!