Cuz jokes
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.