Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
Why can't orphans be gay?
CUZ THEY CANT CALL ANYONE CALL DADDY
why do orphans like pedos cuz they have some one to call daddy
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
kid : hi janitor : wtf you want kid? kid : why are you rude? janitor : cuz i have a shitty job
why cant orphans see all these jokes on this website that were posting? cuz they dont know were the home page is.
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
why did the t-rex not clap when you won a prize ans - cuz its dead
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
Yeah so why a blind woman can't drive ?
Exactly , cuz she's a woman