Cuz jokes
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Why does Donald Trump smell like dog shit? Cuz he's a dawg!
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "We Are Family."
Friend 1: I HATE YOU!
Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!
Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*
Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.
All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏