y do orphans have 363 days in a year? cuz they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
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Johnny: Why do cuss words exist? Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older. || 20 YEARS LATER || Johnny: Mom now can you tell me why cuss words exist? Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them. Johnny: Damn Mom you shoulda told me that when I was still seven cuz now I really feel like that person.
why cant orphans have iphones cuz they cant fine the home button
Why do American guns only have 30 bullets? cuz thats how many kids are in a class
Y'all I'm suspended till wendsday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till wendsday or after
What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes??
Cuz he's the Father!!!
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Why can't orphans be gay?
CUZ THEY CANT CALL ANYONE CALL DADDY
i think im a red zebra!! cuz im stripped red iykwim
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Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: CUZ I JUST BIT MY TOUNG!!! (Drama scene)
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
Cuz it's a car-PET.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
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Why did the pervert. Cross the road Cuz he was stuck to the chicken
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
