Onions the Dog: A Tearjerker Twist Ending

I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...

Onions was a good dog.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, genius. You thought the person was crying because of cutting onions, right? But BAM! Plot twist! "Onions" isn't an onion; it's the name of their dead dog. Get it? The waterworks are for the pup, not the veggie. It's funny because of the surprise, you dullard.

Comments (1)

GG Miller

3 years ago

lame

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