Cuz jokes
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.
But why does 10 have PTSD?
Cuz it’s between 9/11.
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
My ill sis said, "Why did the bear say no to ice cream?" and I said, "Why?" She said, "'Cuz it's stuffed!"
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)