In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic đ
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? Cuz it had better reflexes than the twn towers>
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.