Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mineš
My sister's bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: "yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic š
Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? Cuz it had better reflexes than the twn towers>
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
Sister: your adopted
Me: at least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
