In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, Girl are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb
Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: "yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic đ
Pickup line; Hey mama you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you
At the resturant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Cuz she clearly has no taste." She responded.
there's three kids: little drop, little feather, and little brick. Little feather goes "mommy why do u call me l'feather"? She answers "cuz a little feather fell over your head when u were born". L'drop asks to his mom "mommy why do u call be l'drop"? She answers "cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born". L'brick goes " aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn"
why do bunnys like bruno mars : cuz he got 24 carrots
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning. Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers
I want to date depression cuz at least ik they wont leave me
Me: I look up to you Friend: Wow, thanks! Me: But in general cuz your so tall
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet cuz she is worldwide
I went to the principal's office cuz I gave a deff kid ear pod for his birthday
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? Cuz it had better reflexes than the twn towers>
Orphans are funny cuz all they do is sing "we are family"
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.