Kin jokes
Closer kin, deeper in!
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Your family.