Closer kin, deeper in!
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
My friend tried to sleep on napkins. I guess that's why their called NAP-kins.
Your family
