Kin jokes
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
Your family.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What did the substrate say to the active site?
"C'mon baby, we fit together, open my door lock to f**kin' key."
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A self-portrait.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
Closer kin, deeper in!
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.