Kin jokes
What do you call a photo of an orphan?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
An orphan's family photo: empty.
Yeah, Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad, I know, yeah, I'm sad, I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
I gave her everything. She took my heart and left me lonely. I think broken heart's contagious. I won't fix, I'd rather weep. I'm lost then I'm found. But it's torture bein' in love. I love when you're around. But I f**kin' hate when you leave. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah. Who am I? Someone that's afraid to let go, uh. You decide if you're ever gonna let me know, yeah. Suicide if you ever try to let go, uh. I'm sad I know, yeah, I'm sad I know, yeah.
My friend tried to sleep on napkins.
I guess that's why they're called NAP-kins.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What spooky creature has children?
Mummies.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
Your family.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.
We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?