Cuz jokes
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Memes
If you were to drop an emo and a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo is always hanging.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)