Cuz jokes
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
I was crying because my dad was cutting onions...
Onions was a good dog.
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?