Cuz jokes
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Not a joke but I hope the ones who are making jokes about Mexicans are Mexican themselves, lmao, cuz if you're not, uh... I think we both know what you are. 😟
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?