Cuz jokes
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Mom says: "I will go kill myself."
Me: *stays quiet cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls*
Some time later me fighting with my mom:
Me to my mom: "Oh, yea than kill me!"
Mom: "What the hell did you just say? I don't want to hear it from you again!"
Lesson?
So it's OK for adults to say "I'll kill myself" but not teens/kids!?!?
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
Why can’t I drive? 'Cuz my dad never showed me how, yet.
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
A little girl said to her mom, "Mom, my butt's cracked, kiss it, kiss it!" Her mom said, "Sweetie, shut up, it's always been there!" Then her daughter died 'cause of her melodramaticness.
The emo kid's mom went to jail because the kid was hung.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?
It's cuz they always eat the bat.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Because there’s no point to it.