Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team ?
It's cuz they always eat the bat .
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
the emo kid's mom went to jail cuz the kid was hung
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
You know it’s called the circle of life? Cuz there’s no point to it.
are you spanish cuz i will say hola do u go to biblioteca also spanish you will never guess the biblioteca word find it i dare you
If ypu were to drop an emo & a leaf off a tree, who would hit the ground first
The leaf cuz the emo is always hanging
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!) Are you an unsafe staircase? Cuz you look like you could use a railing.
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty -eight year olds?
Cuz there is Twenty of them.
Why don’t orphans play poker? Cuz they don’t know what a full house is
I wonder if Steven Hawkins was an organ donor cuz i need new parts for my go kart
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
Why are mountains so smart Cuz they have a degree
I'll give you an A because your awesome s B because you beautiful a C because your caring And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart
Cuz they sell oden not a family
Why can’t I drive? Cuz my dad never showed me how yet
he: Im nike and you're macdonalds She: why? he: cuz im doing it and you're loving it :)
Why aren't dogs good at dancing? Cuz they have 2 left feet!
jack and jill went down to hell to fetch ur mothers bladder her bladder broke u two are soaked and now u have a daughter cuz in that bladder was me
Why did little billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
