Cuz jokes

Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

Her: Yes, why do you ask?

Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!

Why are pirates named pirates?

Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.

Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.

Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz it’s between 9/11.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.

I sexually identify as kilometers per second.

Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?

Exactly, cuz she's a woman.

Why doesn't the Chinese have a cricket team?

It's cuz they always eat the bat.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL