Cuz Jokes

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

Iโ€™m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz Iโ€™m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.

What gun isnโ€™t allowed in Africa? A water gun.

Why canโ€™t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

Because theyโ€™ll get stoned.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz youโ€™re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

Everyone knows why 6 is scared of 7, cuz 7 8 9.

But why does 10 have PTSD?

Cuz itโ€™s between 9/11.

I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.