Hey stinks you know why cuz ur butts dry
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
Prince are you really gay cuz I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time! PLEASE CHOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Why canβt orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz theyβd always have to go big as they have no home.
Why did the orphan not play baseball cuz he couldn't find home
why is 6 scared of 7 cuz 789 but whys is 10 scared cuz he is in the middle of 911
why were the twin towers mad? cuz they ordered a pepperoni pizza put it came plane
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.
Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.
Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.
Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.
Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)
You are so skinny that they wont let you ride a fucking roller coaster cuz u flied defore
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Why canβt orphans go to college cuz they have no one to talk toπππππ
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
