Why did the orphan not play baseball cuz he couldn't find home
Prince are you really gay cuz I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time! PLEASE CHOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Why can’t orphans go on go big or go home?
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns, I couldn't finish cuz it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's ALOT of jokes!
why cant you run with pencil in the hallway : cuz to many people got killed
Your hairline had to Fahrt Cuz my Ass IS your hairline
Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
why is 6 scared of 7 cuz 789 but whys is 10 scared cuz he is in the middle of 911
why were the twin towers mad? cuz they ordered a pepperoni pizza put it came plane
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Are u winter cuz u will be coming soon.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her