Cuz jokes

Hey, stinks, you know why? 'Cause your butts dry!

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.

But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.

Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.

Why were the Twin Towers mad?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.

Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.

Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

Lucifer is caged by Jesus, cuz he got tired of being alone on a pedestal.

Your hairline had to "Fahrt" cuz my ass IS your hairline.

There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!

Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!

PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(

Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”

Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.

I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.

How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?

'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.

Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.

Your mum was so poor that she went to rob the bank, but she left because she couldn't find the cameras. She left her son, and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

Why do cows die?

'Cuz they are to beef.

1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?

2) Where did all the orphans go?

PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.