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Inessa :)

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message asks, "are you ok", and the response is, "You ever realized that buildings dont make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already on it.", followed by "I'm fine."

Inessa :)

me when i realized that buildings don't make earth any heavier cuz all the materials were already used on it.

A grayscale image of a stuffed dolphin with a tie around its neck. It has a single tear under its eye. Text below says: "And they ask you how you are, and you just have to say you're fine when you're not really fine."

Average_Ohion Nugget

Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion

The image shows two panels. The first panel is a nighttime image of police vehicles with their lights flashing. The second panel shows a close-up of a man with wide eyes and a shocked expression. Text overlay reads, "Roses are red. Lord give me peace. The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit has escaped custody and is being hunted by police." It is signed 'By: Seymore Butts Posted Feb 23, 2023'

Toby21357

The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, there's a yellow character behind a blue stand labeled 'FUCK' with 'FUCKS4SALE' on top. The character asks, "dray want sum fucks?" A black character wearing a doctor's coat responds, "shur shadi". In the second panel, the yellow character is shown up close with text that says, "2 bad cuz i jest dunt giv a fuck".

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a staircase with a very uneven carpet. The text on the image says: "There was a petition at my school to remove the carpet cuz too many people were falling. The carpet:"

MEME LORD

A picture of Elsa from the movie Frozen looking up with an amused expression. The text says: "You know smashing Elsa would be fire cuz if she creamin' that shit just turn into ice cream, bro."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows four headshots of a young man with a somewhat chubby face. The post begins with a tweet, "#BigGuyTwitter step aside cuz the real big guy is here," followed by a comment from another user asking, "where's your neck Brandon?" and a reply from the first user "idk where's jake at?", which leads to a final comment "rest in peace jake 10/19/16".

Thw white bread

Face revel cuz everyone is doing it

A person is posing for a selfie with their hands behind their head. They are wearing a pink shirt and has long dark hair. Behind them is a brick wall and a white countertop with a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Face mc shooty

A screenshot from Dragonball Z with the text: "When you date a girl with small hands cuz it will make your [penis] looks bigger."

Nigerham

Mr Yum man I bet you put a lot of things in your mouth and is your profile picture of drawing of you in real life cuz those hairs look like the trenches of world war II

GG Miller

A photo shows four students in school uniforms sitting in a row. The text on the image says: "When the teacher moves your seat away from your squad cuz you're disturbing but he doesn't know the whole class is your squad."

Heroin Monkey

A picture of the default Windows XP background showing some eye floaters in the sky. The text above the image says, "I'm never lonely cuz I got these little guys with me :)".