"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
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Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pal of water. Me: incorrect two pals of water one to refresh from running up a hill and the one you went to get I’m sick af from these stories
my pal ased me why no body wants to eat the spaghetti he make in his restaurent welp,because it's impastable
Guy tells his pal...My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or boy. "Congrats man...what are you gonna name it if it's a boy? .... We're going with Trevor. Ok, what if it's a girl?... then we'll have an abortion.
to Mr. nice guy you are nice sweet and carring! i am so greatfull to be your friend!
A guy in a Costco was pretty pissed off at something, a guy walks up to him and says "Whats wrong pal?, don't worry it's not like your on a abandoned Isle!"
Hi Charlie is your friend
I maybe not that gppd with puns on this site but I got a SKELE-TON of jokes. Hey what's the matter pal, is there something crawling UNDER your skin
