Cuz jokes
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Memes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 was a 6 offender.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?