Are u mixed? Cuz ur half fine half mineš
why did the octopus cross the road?
cuz he was on the same side as a sushi resturant
I say 1 2 3 all the kids bullied me but now they're not so cool cuz I shot up the school
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
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Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
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why can't a orphan be a criminal cuz they aint wanted
Why cant orphans work at SC Johnson?
Cuz its a family company
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
