Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
I say 1, 2, 3, all the kids bullied me, but now they're not so cool, cuz I shot up the school.
Charli tries to roast me: Roses are red, violets are blue, and you look like poo.
Me: You must have been born on the highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
In my locality, there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too, so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel 'cause everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didn't want to waste any 14-year-old pussy, did he?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
why can't a orphan be a criminal cuz they aint wanted
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
want to know what i do in my freetime
punch an orphan cuz what are they going to do tell their mom
y do orphans have 363 days in a year? cuz they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
