charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? cuz there dad never came back with the milk
The reason steven sounds like a computer cuz he ate his usb
in my locality there was an orphanage but everybody in the locality was really sexist too so they had to change the orphanage into a brothel cuz everybody took the boys away and nobody was taking the girls and the manager didnt want to waste any 14 year old pussy . did he?
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 was a 6 Offender
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight
why can't a orphan be a criminal cuz they aint wanted
Why is an orphan bad a at tennis?
Cuz eh couldn't get any love
Little herobrine im CUMMING IN UR MOM! CALL ME SADDAM HUSSEIN CUZ IM DROPPIN RAP BOMBS!!
whats worse bieng loved or hated? cuz when ur loved you could be left alone or be batrade. but when your hated no ones there to leave you. what do u think?
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Cuz it forgot which key to use!
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
he never has a bad day cuz he wakes up on both side of the bed
Stairs are bad cuz they are always up to something
I sexually identify asi kilometers per second. Cuz I really wanna km/s
want to know what i do in my freetime
punch an orphan cuz what are they going to do tell their mom
y do orphans have 363 days in a year? cuz they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
Why cant orphans work at SC Johnson?
Cuz its a family company
