I’m posting this again cuz I can and cuz it got thumbs downs and cuz I’m bored. Stop being sensitive snowflakes and get a sense of humor. Geez.
What gun isn’t allowed in Africa? A water gun.
why couldnt the toilet paper cross the road?
cuz he got stuck in the crack! *butt crack*
Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
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Are you a lightbulb, cuz you BRIGHTEN UP my day
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE
reddit king and q, i really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop, your obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
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wantto know something funny me cuz im funny looking
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never kill an orphin cuz then that will end their mizuri
Are u gay yeah Cuz I loved u
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
I know this is a really bad poem but I'll do it anyway cuz I have nothing else to do.
Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and exedra. it goes on and on. But why wish for riches? Your already rich enough? If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
why did 1 eat 2 cuz he was hungry
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
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