Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard??
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium???
'Cuz' he made his home run
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you BRIGHTEN UP my day
wantto know something funny me cuz im funny looking
not a joke but i hope the ones who are making jokes abt mexicans are Mexican themselves lmao cuz if ur not uh...i think we both know what you are 😟
Why does donald trump smell like dog shit? cuz hes a dawggggg
Why can’t girls in the middle east smoke weed? Cuz they’ll get stoned.
Are u gay yeah Cuz I loved u
never kill an orphin cuz then that will end their mizuri
Dead people can’t cross the street cuz there dead ha ha
1. If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence
2. My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships
3. There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology.
4. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone.
5. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.
6. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch.
7. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it
8. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke.
9. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting
10. Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen
11. Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya
12. Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
why did 1 eat 2 cuz he was hungry
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
Hey stinks you know why cuz ur butts dry
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
How can you tell your dad a gay barbecue cuz all the hot dogs taste like shit
why can't white people go to blackpool? cuz they're not black
why is 6 scared of 7 cuz 789 but whys is 10 scared cuz he is in the middle of 911
why were the twin towers mad? cuz they ordered a pepperoni pizza put it came plane
Never give up cuz never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down never gonna run around and desert you never gonna make you cry never gonna say good bye never gonna desert you
