Cuz jokes
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Why can’t orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
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Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.