The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
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Your name is baller cuz ur in my moms baller
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.
Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.
Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"
Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
If a orphan was a animal it would be a owl cuz they don’t know WHOOOO their parents are
