Cuz jokes

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Robot

Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?

'Cause he was in need of a light snack!

Memes

Man

Why do men get great ideas in bed?

'Cause they are plugged into a genius!

Uncle

Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?

A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.

Pussy

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

Yo Momma

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Beef

Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?

'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?

Orphan

Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.

Planet

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

Friend

Friend 1: I HATE YOU!

Friend 2: *cries* b-but i-i didn't s-say that!!

Friend 3: *writes on paper with pencil cuz is so bored*

Me: *points at pencil lead* NOW NOW NOW THIS HAS *LEAD* TO SOME SERIOUS FRIENDSHIP LOSS! Plz shut up.

All my friends: *groan at horrible pun*