Cuz jokes
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Q) Why did the uncle sleep with his own nephew?
A) Cuz the boy wouldn't stop talking about Donald Trump every single weekend.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Why can’t moons walk?
'Cuz they have no legs, stupid!
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.