What did the emo kid say to the other?
I like ya cuts g.
Cut Jokes
you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept cutting in line.
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself
Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?
He made the cut
Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms
What do you call a flat emo?
a cutting board
How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.
Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.- Someone very special that needs there joke to be seen
what do you say when an emo cuts them self.
like your cut g.