Cut Jokes

K4NDI
in Emo

What did the emo kid say to the other?

I like ya cuts g.

Anonymous
in Fat

you so fat when someone call u fat u get depressed and cut u a slice of cake

What’s the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion

Rosette is a simp
in Emo

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die

Emo fortnite chick
in Emo

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!

Anonymous
in Adult

Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

in Emo

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park? He kept cutting in line.

Anonymous
in Emo

I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself

Anonymous
in Emo

Did u here about the emo kid who audition for the school play?

He made the cut

Wacky
in Depression

Butcher knifes are great tools for cutting many things! Fruit, vegetables, my arms

Anonymous
in Emo

What do you call a flat emo?

a cutting board

Anonymous
in Emo

How is an emo kid’s wrist like Pink Floyd? It’s all shitty until you reach the final cut.

netflix
in Little Johnny

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.- Someone very special that needs there joke to be seen

in Emo

How do emo kids complement each other? They say I like ya cuts g

in Emo

What do you call a flat chested emo girl A cutting board

Anonymous
in Emo

what do you say when an emo cuts them self.

like your cut g.