i only cut to find out if im real or cake
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note, āI will not touch a drop of this wine unless you can assure me that you have seven inches in your pocket.ā I wrote back, āGive me the wine. As gorgeous as you are, I'm not cutting off three inches for anyone.ā
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
I tried to get into an emo bar but I didn't make the cut.
Emos They're always a cut above the rest.
How do you make the grass cut itself? Make it depressed.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
My biology teacher told us āget out nice and sharp colored pencilsā. Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself
