What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an onion?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
I wasn't cut out for running today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
I wish I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves.
What's is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid......"I like ya cut G" means 2 difference things.
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"