how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
I am the Lorax I speak for trees I have the high ground and I will cut off your knees
My biology teacher told us “get out nice and sharp colored pencils”. Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
My only friend who actually cares: Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!
Me: Okay I’ll cut it out.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
I like your cut G *Slaps really hard* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
My friend is an amazing hacker. He cut down 23 trees already.
i have a vest. if i cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
"Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"
your cut so broke even bob the builder cant fix it
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board
“No I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken”.
Yo buzz cut so bad that the bees buzz around it
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch
I just cut every one
If you don’t like mowing your lawn, just get emo grass! It cuts itself!
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, That some dick cut her off.
I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
Why do ego's like robbing banks They get a cut
I noticed my friends hairline yesterday I could tell it was a super cuts hair Solon hair cut so how I could tell was cuz it was super alright, super lame
