Cross jokes

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why did the stoner cross the road?

He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.

Why did the fish cross the sea? To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂

Why did the Indian cross the road?

To run away from the Pakistani.

Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It doesn't matter, he's dead.

What's the difference between Jesus and a holy whore?

Jesus got pegged against a cross.

Why did the van cross the road?

To get to the school for the little kids.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

Why did the two balls cross the road?

To get to the penis!

Sorry, too rude?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get the Chinese Daily!

Get it? I don't either--I get the New York Times!