Crosswalk jokes

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?

A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.

What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.

Why did the pedophile cross the road?

To get to the other preschool.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets friendzoned?

Chromozoned.