Crosswalk jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.