Crosswalk jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity.