Crosswalk jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!