Crosswalk jokes
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.