Crosswalk jokes
When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.