Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
He got hit!
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Jesus was being hung up on the cross, and me and all the other people at the bottom of the hill were watching. Jesus cries out,
"Peter, Peter come to me!"
So I climb up the hill on my hands and knees, and when I reach the top, the Romans cut off my arms and chuck me back down the hill.
"Peter, Peter come to me!" cries Jesus once more. I stumble up the hill, then the Romans cut my legs off and threw me back down. For the third time, Jesus cries,
"Peter, Peter come to me!". So I wriggle up the hill, and I guess the Romans pitied me and let me through.
"Look Peter, I can see my house from here!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street? Traffic jam.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!
Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!