What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do u get when u cross a stick and a dog a run away joke...
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey? Zeedonk
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina? A yeast infection
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
