Crossbreed jokes
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.