Crossbreed jokes
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.