Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.