Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Let’s spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Don’t break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.