Cross jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
Why did the duck cross over the cave? Because he wasn't a chicken.
IDK, sorry...
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
Dead people can’t cross the street because they're dead, ha ha!
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Thanks guys, remember to like it, means a lot!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
The priest wanted the little boy to touch his cross. The boy said, "It's hard." Then it shot out holy water, and the priest said, "Come again and taste the second cumming of Jesus, lmao."
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
Why did Trump's brain cross the road?
Oh wait, there is no other side.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!