Cross jokes
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Ever wondered how Jesus got rid of the cross that killed him?
Burned it in a hellish fire to make some firewood.
Why did Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Memes
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! đ
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the âshellâ station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the moovies.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
What did the beer can say to the other? "Open me, please!"
What did the coconut say to the other? "Crack!"
Why did the jalapeño cross the road? I got spicy!
Why did the hubcap cross the road? Crack!
Why jazz, Jr. Get to the other side of the creek? Donât break a leg!
What did the tornado cross the road? Letâs spin again!
Why did the turkey get to the other side of the creek? Donât break a leg!
What did the bunny get to the side of the road? Get furry!
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Ok, here's a story about the church.
There were two parents, then they had a baby. Then they go to the church and the baby was getting a cross on his forehead. Guess he was big headed. Sorry if this offends anyone or makes this joke bad since I keep writing this.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."