Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder faliure
A boy asked his dad for a some money to buy an ice-cream with. So he went to an icecream van. Whilst he was in the queue 2 boys asked him what flavour he was getting he told them strawberry. The two boys were shocked and beat him up. The icecream man felt bad and gave him his strawberry ice-cream for free. When he got home his dad also asked what flavour he bought the boy said strawberry. His dad then kicked him out of the house. The boy confused walked down the street and was stopped buy the police who were looking for a boy who had been eating strawberry ice-cream. The boy said thats me and the policeman arrested him. A week later in court the boy was on trial. The judge asked, ''can you tell me what were you doing on the fith of may''(the day he was arrested) the boy said I was eatimg ice-cream. Yhe judge decided he was innocent. On the way out the judge asked him what the flavour was (he had forgotten to ask during the trial). Of course he answered with strawberry the judge horrified realised he had given the wrong verdict and the boy should have been executed. Unfortunately he couldn't change what had happened so the boy walked out and crossed the road but was hit by a car and died. The moral of the story is look left and right before crossing the road
why couldn't the penguin cross the road?It was ran over🐧
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why did the baby cross the road? because he wanted to die
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup Beauty
Why does animals cross the road because it is funny do you say dogs and cats
what do u get when u cross between tailgha and emo tailighmo
Q. Why did the duck cross the road A. To get to the other side
Why did Monaco Cross the road? it smashed a 1 mile radius of the road + the chicken
Husband and wife are crossing the street, the husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: So you see Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man turns and looks to wife, but she is not there!
Man: Dolly? Dolly!
Man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street
Man: Dolly!
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
why did the chicken cross the road ?to help steven hawkings cross
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop and he died for 30 years until he been sent to Joe for getting runned over and he got killed by something and then he died and then he got it by you poop
Why did the bus cross the road.
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Why was Jesus not good at Basketball? . . . Because he died in the Cross 😈
- What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Why did mom cross the road? To kill you
Why cant the toliot paper cross the road- because it got stuck in a crack
