Cross jokes
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
I can now cross it off my bucket list
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
What's the difference between a road bump and children crossing the road?
A road bump will make you slow down when you drive over it.
What happens when you cross a cow and a redneck?
The redneck fucks the cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
Pokemon: Why did the Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a parakeet?
Shredded tweet!