Cross jokes
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why did Sophia cross the road?
To eat her nuggies!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
Because he was trying to catch a boomerang.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
How do you confuse a ginger? Throw a cross at them.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Two men were on a hike through a forest when one of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake.
The other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened. The doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom, so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, "Have you got the cure?"
Hiker number two just said, "Nah mate, you're dead."
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.