Cross jokes
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
A husband and wife are crossing the street. The husband is explaining to the wife why you should always look both ways before crossing the street.
Man: "So you see, Dolly? You should always look both ways before crossing the street."
The man turns and looks to his wife, but she is not there!
Man: "Dolly? Dolly!"
The man looks around and sees Dolly laying dead on the street.
Man: "Dolly!"
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Why did the bus cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
Why did Mom cross the road?
To kill you!
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Jake cross the road? To get a Hagen Daz bar.