What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
πͺ πͺ ποΈββοΈ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?
The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! ππ