Why did the chicken cross the road...
Because KFC was offering free seeds
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
why did the chicken cross the road? to visit the idiot. knock knock whos there? the chicken the chicken who? *silence*
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf Official flag of Japan? The Sun Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a bukkake slut and a physically disabiled gay white male who workout at the gym that is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina? A yeast infection
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A BOOTY CALL
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A MONEY MANAGER who counts BARS
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side
What did the duck do when he crossed the road?- the duck jumped into a pool of ant piles💀 💀
What do you get when you cross a Jewish person?
Christianity
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Jesus tried solving the rubik cube but died on the cross
What do you get when you cross A-rod with Chris brown
Cheater cheater woman beater
