Cross jokes
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*