Cross jokes
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.
Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?
So no one would know what side he was on.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
*Silence*
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?
FROSTY RHYMES!
What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?
Kicked out of the petting zoo.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.