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Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

πŸ’ͺ πŸ’ͺ πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!