Cross jokes
Q. Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A. There was a daycare on the other side.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Why did a cop in the 1960s cross the road? To arrest a faggot for cross-dressing.
Why did the suicidal person cross the road?
To slow down traffic!
I don't get people who treat you like shit and cross your boundaries, then are surprised when you have depression.
It's because of them after all. 🥰✨️
A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.
The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.
Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.
Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"
The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a mentally disabled person with a pedophile? A. Jeffy Epstein.
What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?
Because a black person was approaching.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.