Cross

Cross Jokes

Male

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

Nun

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One serves the nailed to the cross, one nailed by her boss.

Road

Why did Severus Snape cross the road wearing an invisibility cloak?

So no one would know what side he was on.

Road

Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.

Road

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

The chicken who?

*Silence*

Flag

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Male

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Politician

What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea Clinton.

Butt

What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?

A booty call.

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To get to the other side of the TRACK.

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with a snowman?

FROSTY RHYMES!

DNA

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

A money manager who counts bars.

Rapper

Why did the rapper cross the road?

To drop some BARS on the other side.