Crime

Crime Jokes

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."

"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"

"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard!

Today was a bittersweet day...

Bad news is my friend was assaulted. Good news is I successfully sneak attacked someone!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.