Crime jokes
I was walking by a prison when I saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down the fence. When he hit the ground and sneered at me, I said, “Well, that’s a little condescending.”
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Teacher said, "You never do your homework," so I shot her 7 times with a M1 BushDid911 and replied, "It's all in my backpack, can you grade it please?"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler.
Greg is a pedo.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?
It reminded him of Richard Clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.