Pedophile's Shoes

What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

White Vans!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, kiddo. The joke is that "White Vans" sounds like "White van." Get it? Pedos are known to lure kids with white vans... Also, I know for a fact that you have 3 pairs of Vans, dork.

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