It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
Council Jokes
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
