Council jokes
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
Only a city council committee would create this mistake.
Put a fucking playground next to a shitty sewer!
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Information has been leaked from government sources. When the current lock-up ends, the holder of the nation's purse, Fishi Rucksack, will launch a new initiative.
This will be to help the struggling "personal services" industry and will be labelled, "Sleep out to Help out."
