What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
Crime Jokes
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
Why was the Human Torch arrested?
He had firearms.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression. All you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a beer.
Same person.
Why is rape, rape? Because she is too busy enjoying the moment to say yes.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
What kind of file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call someone who used to kill people? An ex-executioner.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
