Crime jokes
See you later, crocodile.
In a while, pedophile.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Davin is a pedo.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call it when a white person beats a black person?
A KKKO.
When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What do you call a disabled gang member? A crip.
What do you call a pansexual pedophile? Jesus.
Mosely in a white van.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!