Crime jokes
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
I just got a job at the prison library.
It has its prose and cons.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
I don't like the term "kidnapping." I prefer "surprise adoption."
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
Memes
Ohio BRUH
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
I found a chest of gold in my garden the other day. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it.
Then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles, and a small scar on her right check.
Last seen on CCTV wearing see-through bottoms, a pink top, and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Him: *slowly drives past elementary school while looking at kids*
Her: Why are you staring at those kids? *jokingly* Are you like a pedophile or something?
Him: ... At least you know why I love calling you "baby" now~
If you're ever bored, rape an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)