Crime jokes
Paedophiles are f***ing immature assholes.
What's the difference between 13 dead babies and a skeleton?
There aren't any, there's 13 skeletons in my closet.
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
How many babies does it take to paint a room red?
Depends how hard you throw 'em.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Me: Hi Jaiden.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.
Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.
Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*
Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.
FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!
Who remembers when ‘tweeting’ meant “stabbing a hooker”?
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
Why is Kyle Rittenhouse the Ultimate Crime Fighter?
Because in one night he killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser.
Joseph Rosenbaum died doing what he loved: chasing minors.
Trump's releasing the files.
To catch all the pedophiles.
He didn't know Epstein.
Didn't touch any teens.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
What do you call an orphan with a gun?
(No) home shooter.
Statistics show 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
Man: Could you hold this for me?
Kid: Ok mister! I love playing with a pew pew! Pow! Pew! Pew! Bang! *GUNSHOT*
Man: Dammit, now who am I gonna put in the van?!
Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He got 12 months.
Worst joke ever.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.