Crime jokes
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!