Crime jokes
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Jasper likes little girls and Bin Laden.
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Plz look up rainbow kiss - Bill Cosby.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.