Crime jokes
Why did Sally die? She got stabbed by her mum.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
Billy moved in with 69 pedophiles when he was 8. Many "tears" came across his cheeks.
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
I always use chloroform when stealing a child.
How many dead hookers does it take to change a light bulb?
Definitely not 13, because my basement is still dark.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
What happened to the police that crossed the road?
They solved a murder involving the nut case.
I bought drugs today.