Orphan Picked Last

Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.

Student one orphan: I don't have any.

Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?

Student one orphan: What!

Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.

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Alright listen up, buddy. So, there's this kid who's an orphan, right? And another kid makes a joke saying that even a prisoner who escaped gets "picked," meaning someone wants them. But the orphan doesn't get picked 'cause he ain't got no parents. It's supposed to be funny, but it's kinda messed up, like your brain, which probably still runs on dial-up.

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