I was digging in my garden when I found a treasure chest full of gold. I was about to run inside and tell my wife, but then I remembered why I was digging in my garden.
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Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. This joke is dark. The dude finds gold in his garden, right? Wants to tell his wife. But then he remembers he was digging in the garden to bury her. So, the treasure is that he got away with killing her, ya dumbass.