Crime jokes
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
If you hate pedophiles, grow up.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.
Q: What's red during puberty?
A: The blood on my hands.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife?
A heartless killer.
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.