One day there was a guy who robbed a bank. A customer at the bank while it happened got the police. Who was that? The police said......
It’s a wood hulem.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
The man was absolutely delighted to find that every lamp in his house was stolen.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Why did the credit card go to jail?
'Cuz it was guilty as charged!
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.