It’s been a terrible day today. My ex got hit by a bus and died.
Not only this, but the council cut my bus driver's permit!
Hit By Bus
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggin! This joke is funny because the person is happy that their ex died, but even MORE upset that they lost their bus driving permit. It's unexpected because most people wouldn't be okay with killing their ex, especially by bus. You are probably laughing because you are desensitized to violence!
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