Crime jokes
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
I had sex with twins. Well, I think it was twins. All my rage victims look alike.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To buy a house.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Ya make 10 paintings, you aren't an artist.
Ya make 20 meals, you aren't a chef.
But when I kill ONE PERSON, I'm a "horrible person" and a "menace to society."
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...