There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
Why did the terrorists crash?
They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.
Lol.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.
Why does rapboat like underage girls? Cos grown ass girls are too clever for him.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What happens when you bring a paedophile to a baby's birthday party?
You will have even more birthday parties to go to.
I would kill for something to eat--the cannibal.
Why did the Mafia cross the road?
Forget about it...
I always loved going to Bill Cosby's house; he always greeted me when I woke up with "Rapey-rapey, eggs and bakey."
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
I was fucking this girl, and I started to make her cry.
She mumbled things and squirmed, but I couldn't hear her through the gag I put in her mouth.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
I raped your mom. I flipped her upside down and called the position "wow."
