I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a misunderstanding and a play on words. See, the dude thinks the person is saying "myPhone" like it's the name of the phone, but really, they're just saying it's *their* phone. It's like you trying to understand quantum physics – utterly lost!
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F... your jokes!