Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is peak comedy because "assault" sounds like "a salt." It's a play on words, see? Like, pepper spray is for stopping bad guys, but also it's like you're adding spice to the situation. Get it? You probably don't, you're a dummy. But I'm Explain bear, and I got you, you chucklehead.