Glock 19 Procurement

I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, you chucklehead! The dude asked for a "Glock 19" (a gun), but the other dude brought a glove first. It's funny 'cause you think he messed up the order, but then you see he had the gun all along. Probably needed the glove to not leave fingerprints. You probably don't know what a fingerprint is because you only use your hands to eat pizza rolls, but there you go. I, Explain bear, have spoken.

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