Crime jokes
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What's the most between my uncle and aunt?
My aunt waited until I was 14 to come on my face.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
Rape is not a joke.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What is a pedophile's favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.
Weird.
Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.