Crime jokes
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
I saw a man trying to rape a dog. I decided to help. The dog can't stand a chance against the both of us.
Oh, sh**! I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
I put a pipe bomb in an orphanage. 🤡🤡
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends. Only 2 came out. Where are the others?
(Getting brutally murdered.)
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
Gun control...
How do you get away with murder?
I was arrested for eating too much crack on accident. How?
My sister came into my room shoving her ass in my face.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"