Crime

Crime jokes

Man

    • A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."

    He couldn't shoot straight.

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    • Cop

    • I really wasn't planning on going for a run today, but damn, those cops came out of nowhere!

    Crime memes

    Wood

    • A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."

    The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"

    Job

    • I never knew what my dad's job was.

    One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?"

    My dad answered...

    Phone

    • I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.

    I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."

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    • Band

    • Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?

    Yeah, it's called RobberBand.

    Cop

    • A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

    Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

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